Saturday, October 22, 2005

oh, this is gross but i have to write about it.

had this conversation with rj and jeramil.

je: ano nangyari sa'yo?
me: i had skin treatment. had warts cauterized. ikaw din dapat, look at your neck.(mahirap ata yun)
je:aah, akala ang dumi ng mukha mo.
rj: ano ba yun?
je: yung mga kuntil sa skin na maliliit.
me: sabi nga ni raena sa kin, that;s what you get from kissing old farts. kaya nga daw the nek time, i choose daw who to neck with.
je: gusto ko din.
me:you should, it's contagious.
rj: bakit contagious?
me: i think they're fungi.
rj: bakit makati ba yan?
me:bakit kelangan ba makate?
rj:shempre, parang balakubak shaka alipunga,makati di ba? kasi fungi yun
me: bakit ang mushroom,fungus yun, makati ba sila?
(rj stopped to think for a while)
rj: malamang kung may mga kamay sila, magkakamot din sila.

itchy mushrooms.kewl.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

CustomZippo Bad Boy - Anarchy Zippo Lighter, Black
This custom design is a genuine Zippo product with the Bradford, PA stamp on the bottom of the lighter. All of our custom original zippoZippo lighters come with the standard warranties, lifetime guarantees, orange warning seal and instructions.

Unknown said...

Warts aren't fungal. They're viral.

abba said...

salamat yoshee!malay ko ba!ehehe...